Thursday, February 01, 2007
Hair today, gone tomorrow...
Hair today, gone tomorrow is a lesson for us all and I make absolutely no apology for the plethora of bad hair word play that will, I hope emerge in this post. As I brush aside the objections, part the waves of groans that are, I am sure, now populating the internet universe, I curl up at the thought of the permanent paroxysms of pain that will now be shuddering around me. Tou pee or not tou pee that is the question. Fur what I ask? Now that my thatch is burnt and my scalp protrudes going baldly where no man has been before (these are getting really bad) I am not sure if I can be bothered to 'wig' up. The mane thing is that it will regrow, that this stubble will become another field of corn and does this peace of hair really need a hair piece?
Until that time a question. What on EARTH do I do with the hair that I have accumulated? (And no, I can neither donate it or sell it so other suggestions please!)